You Have Got to be Kidding me

BY ACKNOWLEDGING THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF SERVICE YOU ARE AGREEING TO GET ROYALLY F***** IN THE EVENTS THAT FOLLOW.

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH, MAIMING, DISFIGUREMENT, INJURY, EMOTIONAL SCARING OR ANY OTHER SUCH INJURY THAT RESULTS IN HEROIC OR NOT HEROIC ACTIONS TAKEN ON THE PARTICIPANTS PART.

ALL RESCUES THAT RESULT IN YOU AND/OR A THIRD PARTY BEING TORN APART VIOLENTLY ARE AT YOUR OWN RISK AND TORTURE CORP. PLAYS NO PART IN RESPONSIBILITY.

THIS IS YOUR LEGAL ADVISEMENT THAT BEING A HERO ONLY GETS YOU F***** IN THE END. HONESTLY. WHY THE F*** ARE YOU EVEN STILL READING THIS LOL YOU ARE TRIPPIN’.

 

This assignment was so vague that I decided to have fun with it. I knew that I needed to somehow tie “terms of service” into heroism and myth and legend as per our theme, so I decided to do my best and be a true pessimist with it as well. I never have actually read a terms of service, so I had no clue what one should look like but after a quick perusal this is what I came up with excluding all legal jargon. At the end I wanted to put a humorous spin on it, to lighten the mood as well as make a quick dig at heroes and mythical stories.

 

Just Zaying…

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